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Steve Jobs presents the Death Star.

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  • 2 years ago
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Hello Kelly,

How have you been, my dear? All is well I hope. We must convene at the puddle soon, for libations and merriment. It is these fleeting moments that bind us in a most wonderful friendship. Is it not strange how the most ephemeral events provide the most lasting memory?

but sadly I write this message to you on terms of the most important of business. If you could please provide me with two hundred and ninety simplex color prints of the attached file on standard 24# stock, I would be most grateful. I do not require these until the morn on the seventeenth day of this beautiful May.

What say you?

I eagerly await your response,

Wes Pearce

Wes

An email sent to a contact at one of our print vendors.

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  • 2 years ago
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In need of a time-suck?

Caps of funny and random movie descriptions from Comcast.

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  • 2 years ago
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blakewhitman:

This movie NEEDS to be made.

caseydonahue:

Trailer for the summer blockbuster “Transforminators”

Favorite line: “Worst of all, they ate all our sand.”

Source: caseydonahue

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  • 3 years ago > caseydonahue
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The Difference Between Pixar and Dreamworks

Truth.

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  • 3 years ago
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I’m just going to go ahead and reach into the fridge and quick grab a carrot stick…whoops, that was a beer, oh well.
Ryan Kelly
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  • 3 years ago
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I need to go to Japan as soon as possible!

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    • #osaka
  • 3 years ago
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Via digg: Obama is kind of a hero.
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Via digg: Obama is kind of a hero.

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  • 3 years ago
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Via digg: Obama is kind of a dick.
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Via digg: Obama is kind of a dick.

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  • 3 years ago
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